another day of my life.

Well I got to sleep in to about 8:00 this morning.  It is nice to be homeschooled for that feature of being able to sleep in.  Today I have to do some biology homework that was supposed to be done last week.  I will get a late grade on it which will stink, but one thing I have learned is not to put things off to the last minute.   Well, I was listening to the radio the other day and I heard this joke.  I thought it was pretty funny.  An old preacher was dying. He sent a message for his banker and his lawyer, both church members, to come to his home. 

When they arrived, they were ushered up to his bedroom. As they entered the room, the preacher held out his hands and motioned for them to sit on each side of the bed. The preacher grasped their hands, sighed contentedly, smiled, and stared at the ceiling. For a time, no one said anything.

Both the banker and lawyer were touched and flattered that the preacher would ask them to be with him during his final moments. They were also puzzled. The preacher had never given them any indication that he particularly liked either of them. They both remembered his many long, uncomfortable sermons about greed made them squirm in their seats.

Finally, the banker asked, “Preacher, why did you ask us to come?”

The old preacher mustered up his strength and then said weakly, “Jesus died between two thieves, and that’s how I

want to go.”

   

The was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was doing pretty well but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat watermelons. . .

My favorite radio station down here is 96.7 wbap.  They talk a lot about news and stuff, but is is pretty funny to listen to the people argue back and forth about politics.  They also will tell a couple good jokes.  Here is another one I heard.

After some careful thought he came up with a clever idea that he thought would scare the kids away for sure. So he made up a sign and posted it in the field. The next day the kids showed up and they saw his sign: "Warning, one of the watermelons in this field has been injected with cyanide."

Well the kids were bright and not about to risk another watermelon. They ran off, made up their own sign and posted it next to the sign that the farmer made.

The next day the farmer showed up to look over the field and he noticed to his delight that no watermelons are missing. He was perplexed, however, by a sign next to his. He drove his tractor up to the sign which read: "Now there are two!"

Both of these jokes I found pretty funny.  I am excited that I am going to be turning 15 this summer so I will be able to get my permit to drive with an adult.  My mom says I will not be able to drive alone until I am 17 because the traffic down here gets pretty bad.  I must have heard 4 accidents that they were talking about on the radio this morning. To be honest I would not want to drive in that bad of traffic either.  I wouldn't mind driving on country types of roads, but hey we live in Dallas so there are no country roads.  

When my dad returned from Indiana he brought me and my sister back hersheys kisses filled with mint inside.  OMG they are so good.  I want to think my aunt and nanna for they are the ones that gave them to my father to bring home.  I must have have eaten half of the bag last night.  Psss don't tell my parents.  Just kidding.  Well that is all I have to say for the day so to close out my blog here is a joke.

Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well-deserved complaining and self- pitying.

She moaned to her mom and brother, "Nobody loves me.. the whole world hates me!"

Her brother, busily occupied playing a game, hardly looked up at her and passed on this encouraging word: "That's not true, Mary. Some people don't even know you." 

  

well it has been a while

Well had an earky start to my day waking up at 6 am.  I had to get up go to my school then go pick up my father who has been in Indiana for the last few days.  While he was gone we had some fun with my mom.  We went iceskating. steak and shake for a milkshake.  I got the m&m milkshake.  It was pretty good.  Then the next day we went ice skating.  I have found out that iceskating is not my thing.  It is not that I don't enjoy it it is just that I am not very good at it.  I hang around the edge a lot.  After about an hour or so I could get off the edge and into the middle of the court.  My mom is pretty good at ice skating, but my sister likes to hang around the edge.   So I did have a good time while my father was gone, but to be honest I am glad that he is back.  At Christmas we are going to travel to Indiana.  We are ging to go on an airplane.  Hopefully we have a good flight, because this is my sisters firt time flying, my mom is scared of flying, and I am afraid the plane will get highjacked and we will crash and die.  I know that is a little weird thing to be afraid of, but we all do have our fears.  Atleast I am not a hypochondriact.   I had to do an oral report for science class about hypochondriact.   I got a 100% so that raised my average grade a little bit.  I have a lot of homework to do for my science.  I got to study for the biggest test of the semester.  Hopefully I can get a good grade on it so I have a good final grade for the second quarter.  I am glad that I got $20 so I can have more money for Christmas.  I got it from my great grandma.  sed on my calculation I will have $50 to spend for Christmas presents. Last Sunday night I got to see the Dallas cowboys beat the eagles on tv.  That was the best night I had while my dad was away.  Well, that is about all I have to say for today.  I hope you all enjoyed reading my blog.

   I thought that joke was 

Blog XXIII

Welcome to my blog. I kinda like being bald now because it is easier to clean my bald head. You will see a mole on my head if you look very closely at my picture of my bald head. I have grown a little bit of hair since I have blogged. Today I will be going walking with my friends and my mothers friends. My mom and her friends will have their fun walking and after they are done they might let us play at the park for a little bit. That will be fun. My play date has now been moved to Friday because my friend was going to be availible but their van had something wrong with it so they wouldn't be able to come. 31 more days until I will be taking my aunt and nanna to a hotel in central Indiana. We will be going to a hotel owned by Best Western. I like Comfort Inn better but this hotel I get 20% off if I book early. The Comfort Inn has a little better rating as it is a 4.3 and the Best Western is 4.1. The Comfort Inn has an indoor pool and a hot tub but so does the Best Western. 89% of the people said I would go to that Comfort Inn again and 81% of the people said I would go to that Best Western again. I will be getting a room that has 1 king bed microwave and refridgerator so that will be a bonus. I was going to stay at a Econolodge but it did not have an indoor pool so that hotel was off my list. Also while I am on my vacation with my aunt I will take them to the movies and to nice restaurants. Well, what I mean is like Subway, Burger King and all that stuff. If I have enough money we might go to the Walmart, Target, mall, and the candy store. I hope my aunt will be able to make it she will be able to find out in 6 days. News! I just heard a rumor that Walmart might have bought out Target and several other stores. It was just a rumor though my aunt went in there and saw that Walmart's prices has raised. Look for yourself. I am not happy at all because Target used to have the best deal on flour and sugar. If you would like to order some cookies you can place a comment on my blog. Order them by the bag or piece. A small bag has 8 cookies, medium has 14 cookies, and large has 22 cookies. My dad said they're good just good. Mrs. Edie called me and said they were good. Yesterday my mom got a shock color for my dog Nina. We have shocked only twice. She has been calm the whole day. Although she jumped on the couch when my grandmother came to pump my bike tire. Back to the hotel talk. I just found a Comfort Inn 59 miles from my house and I can get a 1 room suite, hot tub - 2 Persons free high-speed wireless, sofabed, 2 person, coffee maker in room for only $70.00. Wow! That is a very good deal. I think I will be going there. Well that is all I have to say for today. I will post again soon. :)

Blog XXII

News! My dad finally shaved my head where I have no hair. As you can see my new picture of how my hair looks now. My mom has not seen it yet but I believe she will be shocked because she didn't evan know my dad was going to do it yet. I have set the timer so when it goes off I will hide and when my mom walks in the door I will jump out. I bet you she will jump (at least). Earlier today we went to Goodwill in Frankfort, IN and my dad bought 74 cds WOW! Isn't that a lot of cds? If you look below you will see almost all my dad cds bought at goodwill today. Every cd was only $1. That is a pretty good deal.

In 33 days I will be taking my aunt and nanna to Indianapolis and spend the night at a hotel and go to the craft fair and possibly the movies. By October I will have over one hundred dollars saved up. Around one hundred and twenty I should say. The blog has been suspended because more hair alerts are being issued. Stay tuned!

Blog XXI

Well I woke up at 7:00. I will be making my guitar teacher's cookies today. I am really excited. He asked for 4 peanut butter, 4 choc chip, and 4 snickerdoodle making it a dozen. I will get my dog shaved down where his eyes are huge when I say huge I mean huge. I will show you a picture of before my dog gets shaved down and after my dog gets shaved down.

Ahh the freaky dog is back. Don't you agree with me that he looks better when he is fluffy then when he looks like he just went bald but on his body instead of his head. Botom line, he looks creepy to me. Today I sold my guitar teacher cookies. I gave him a dozen. Tuesday I will have a play date with my friend Jonathan. He is very nice. I also go to gym with him. The gym is very fun I mean pretty fun. One of the first thinsg we do is stretch which is very fun. I have a few orders on my cookie business, only 2. I already delivered one and then will deliver the other one Sunday. I am hoping that I will be able to hand out business cards soon so more people will know about my business. I sell small dozen cookies for $3.75 and large dozen cookies for $5.00. I have not got to try my cookies because they have gluten in them. On Saturday I will be go walking with my mom early in the morning. Well that is all I have to say for today. I will post again soon. :)

Blog XX

Well I got back from the hotel today. The hotel was very nice. We had an indoor pool with a hot tub. In our room we had a couch and a microwave and refridgerator. The bathroom was also very clean. Last night I went to a concert. Before the concert my dad and I went to the mall and went to Subway. I ate the meatballs my dad ate the bread. Remember I am on a gluten free diet so that is why my dad ate the bread and I ate the meatballs. The meatballs were very good very very good very good. So was the cheese. It was very loud and fun. In the middle of the concert they sent the bass player out to be crazy. He stole some skittles from this old man and his wife. Here are the pictures of the hotel room and the concert.

I had a lot of fun. Although my dad said he missed his wife. I missed her to and my sister. But it was only for one night. I got to talk to Stellar Kart and that was very neat. Tomorrow I will be going to the gym at 1pm. I think that will be pretty fun. Well that is all I have to say for today. I will post again soon. :)

Blog XIX

Part I
Well, I woke up at 7:00 and felt tired because I did not go to bed until past 9pm. I will show you a picture of where I sleep. My sister sleeps in the rollout bed and I sleep in the bed closest to the rollout bed and last but not least my mom and dad sleep in the twin bed together. Still of how small the bed is (it's twin size) my mother can not sleep without my dad she likes to call him honey. I will never call my wife honey. Even though we are on vacation I still have to take my supplements and on Monday I thought I was going have a break from them but turns out my mom will just be sending them to Decatur,IL. Tommorrow I will be going to see Stellar Kart. I have not had gluten yet. My parents ate a cookie right in front of me. But not on purpose they just grabbed a cookie and ate it right in front of me. When I say right in front of me I mean they justa cookie when they know I can't have it. But lucky my grandmother bought gluten free brownies at Walmart. The whole trip so far has beem very nice.

Part II
Well, I just found out that my parents will be sleeping in the other bedroom because the my uncle and aunt had left this morning around 10am. Here is the pictures of my room. I will not show my parents room because that will be to much pictures for my blog. I have been waking up on an average at 7am. That is not enough sleep of how late we are going to bed. (we meaning me and my sister) My sister has watched a lot of cartoons. She has watched 4 days worth in 2 days. That sure is a lot of tv. My grandparents are already tired of the cartoons. So are my parents. Next blog I will show you pictures of the hotel dad and I will be staying at. Well that is all I have to say for today. I will post again soon.